Girls Gone Wild Tours it's Positive Message Via RV Bus

I was travelling 81 South outside of Winchester , VA last week on my way back from a visit to NY.  Rumbling along beside me was a huge marketing RV for the raunchy "Girls Gone Wild". The entire RV was covered in giant , scantily clad "women" with size DD busts blown up to make the 50 Ft Woman look small chested. In addition to the lager than life porn-on-the-side-of-a-bus the people at GGW also included a few headlines from their self titled magazine like "How to get your woman to do dirty stuff in bed". As a side note I wondered if that article included suggestions like "pick up after yourself", "do the dishes" "go one week with out asking, 'what's there to eat?'
     So, did I mention that I was traveling with Grace and Marshall? At the exact moment when the trashy RV was about to pass and I was pleading to God that there be someway my kids be spared looking at that stuff Marshall hit Grace. Thankfully, the siblings pounding each other kept them so occupied they didn't even notice porn on wheels go by. Whewww!
      I do, however, want to thank the producers and models and all those that planned the slick marketing RV. Without people like you how will my daughter know that her express purpose here is to be sexual entertainment for men? How will she know that she should hate her body and pay doctors to surgically alter anything that doesn't fit your defined definition of sexual beauty. How will my son learn that relationships between men and women should be based only on sexual gratification?
     The RV was brilliant! I know how difficult it must be to get your message out!  The market is saturated with "adult" content as it is. But this way you take your message directly consumers no matter how young or old they might be. Classy.